I am the tiredest tiger with the sorest feet in all the land.
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
this is the best one ive seen!
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
on ur period like